DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王~ AkA 'Ah ReN'

Hosting

2010-08-01T17:38:00.003+08:00

DaRrEn YeO Hosting at Sembawang Zone E RC National Day Observance Cum Kindness Day Block Party on 1 AUG 2010

Co Host: Jessie

Dear viewers,

It has been quite some time after my last post ...Today, I am hosting Sembawang Zone E RC National Day Observance Cum Kindness Day Block Party with Jessie... It had been a successful stage performance for me since 2009 when i last hosted in school. This is my first hosting in year 2010 after entering NS....Thank RC for giving me this chance to show my bilingual skills...haha...I hope more hosting shows will come in future:)

Lastly, I would like to wish Singapore a Happy 45th birthday:) Huat laX3

By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~

Back to action:)

2010-05-15T01:39:00.002+08:00

YOz Yoz everyone,

DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王 is back in action again ...Really Long time no c....i have not been posting any posts for past 3 months...Simply to shag in NS>But i have happy to have many friendly people around me to aid and guide me ..:) Really appreciated:) Let me tell u some personal experience in BMT....

During BMT , being not so physically fit after not exercising for a long time, I found out that some programmes such as Route March posted some difficulties for me especially when I need to carry heavy loads on me. Luckily, I have sergeants and officers who are willing to help me out and guide me through. Now walking for 16km is a easy task for me and the 24km before POP will be definitely a success. Also, I remember I fail my range initially due to tiredness or lack of concentration. But I am privileged to get coach by my company sergeant major and eventually succeed in passing my range with a score of twenty-five out of thirty-two. Without the help from officers and sergeants, I will not be able to success in clearing my range.

Having been through the five days four nights field camp training in the jungle, it is a totally new experience for me especially when I dug my own shellscape. It is very tiring I can say but with the support from my friends and buddies in NS, I finally managed to completed digging my shellscape. Without determination, I guess I will not be able to fulfill the task. I am really pleased to know so many helpful and friendly people around me and with their encouragement is really a motivation for me to move on and strive...

Currently, i am posted to 36SCE as their EOD prioneer driver (Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit) .

Presenting to u today Joke for the WEEK:

joke1: A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."

By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王 / KiNg Of CoMeDy~

21wk

2010-01-10T02:02:00.003+08:00

Hi people,

Have been quite busy these last 2 wks....Going genting, K, bbq and etc....Finally today have the time to blog... Finally, i manage to catch up and entertained my relatives on the BBQ at west coast Park hosted by Me(DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王)。。。haha:) My hosting skills never deprove worz...haha;)

Also, on 4jan and 5jan, I have 2 K session with different people...on 4 jan--Grace tan, Huiting,Stephanie,Fabian(Classmates)...5Jan--Dorothy(Bread MA), Sheng wen(Wen Ge).....Dun worry, my throat can handle this 2K at ease...haha train le ma!...haha:)

I will not post any Funny stuffs unless i have jokes available...haha:) But i will use Humorous method to convey my recent updates to u guys....haha;) Hope every1 have a wonderful 2010 yr ahead...1...2...3...Huat la!X3(Got power ma!)

By: DaRrEn YeO~King of Comedy/冷笑天王~

20wk

2009-12-26T02:16:00.002+08:00

Hi Ppl,

Wow...it seasons period already....I hereby wish all my pals, frenz, relatives A Enjoyable, Incredible, Memorable and all the "Able" Happy New Year 2010...:) From 27 dec till 30 dec, i will be at Genting Enjoying my life:) haha:)...On 31dec, My Yeo Family will be having a countdown 2010 bbq at West coast park area2 (organised by DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~）

This holiday i have watch a taiwan drama仙剑奇侠传(Chinese Paladine) total 37 episode....all finished:)...VERY COOL!! especially the theme song....very techno:)haha:）Memerized by the song sia;)

:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlcqqIzmtdc&feature=related

For this wk there will be no jokes but if u guys has any funny videos do tell me so that i can upload and share with my viewers:P

By:DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~）

19wk

2009-12-12T00:17:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone.......

This Week is indeed very exciting and enjoying.....really enjoy alot.....On Mon, I went to Wild Wild Wet with my relatives and have fun in water for almost 6hrs....Played the shiok river and Ular Ular and etc....I scream/shout like nobody business....haha..My nose on that day is almost as red as the nose of a reindeer..Nvm la ....Near christmas already mah....Also yesterday went to Causeway point to watch Planet 51 with 2 other pals...then followed by eating at Seoul Garden...Have a nice chat session for hours(as a form of exercise)haha:)

I have posted 18wks for "Funny stuffs for the week"....and it seem to be a bit dull le.....I wanna u ppl out there who have creative ideas to recommend some new ways wherby i can make my blog more engaging and more attractive for viewers.....U are free to post on my wall in facebook or at my comment areas in blog.....But dun forget my theme of the blog is "Comedy And Lame"..... I really appreciated if u ppl can give me suggestions on how to enhance my blog image:)

"Funny stuffs for the Week"
-->This week i posted a funny video of my favourite Getai Idol(Liu ling Ling)~Aka Getai Queen singing "Beat It"

Joke 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxN3rEp7VCs

By:DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~

18wk

2009-12-05T22:40:00.003+08:00

Botanic Garden with mama:)

Batik painting in Parankan Museum

Temporary hand tattoo

By right should be a QiLin(chinese auspicious creature but it turn out to be like a red fox...)

Hi every1,

This week is indeed very refreshing and engaging....For the past few days, have been watching tv shows from SCV cable and Mio TV...Wow! Almost addicted to TV...Also has been playing Monopoly with my family members...haha:) Recall my childhood memories....

Today, I went to Paranakan Museum and botanic garden with my RC... Paranakan museum is having their openhouse....Full of activities such as Batik Painting, Tattooing, balloon sculpturing and etc... After that, we went to Botanic garden to view 150 well decorated christmas trees by different organisations in singapore.. The lighting ceremony is indeed marvalous but the weather just now seem to be drizzling....but still it does not dampen the atmosphere of the viewers...

For today "Funny Stuffs for the wk"---> 3 very lame jokes...haha:)

Joke 1: What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? Ans: An elephant with diarrhea.

Joke2: A little boy while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue?

Father: Very long...! haha:)

joke3: A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer.It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal.""A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance? ""No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

By: DaRrEn YeO~King of Comedy/冷笑天王~

17wk

2009-11-29T00:12:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone,

Two wks have passed and Darren is back in action again...:) just finish A level not long ago....so far all papers still okok(manageable)... HOPE FOR THE BEST NEXT YR:) ....Jia you to ppl still having their A level:) Like My JieJies and Geges in MI:)

Wow! Dec is packed with lots of gathering including family and friends....Let me share with u ppl my schedule for the dec holiday:
1] 1Dec----Going K with Jia Jing(冷笑天后）and Xin Hui(棒棒公主）@ AMK K Box:)
2] 6Dec--- Sembawang CC grassroots gathering at sembawang Park
3] 9Dec----Going Seoul Garden and Movie watching @ CWP
4] 15Dec---Escape theme park fun 1 day:)
5] 14-20Dec---七龙釋迦佛堂庆祝众佛千秋：）
6] 27-30Dec---Genting Highlands
7] 31Dec--- Yeo family BBQ @ West Coast Park Pit 5
*Some event still not yet confirmed...
--> But there is one crashes so far...Suppose to Go to K with my classmates on 28dec but due to Genting trip have to forgo the K....Sry Ppl....U guys go enjoy ba!...I have created a platform for u ppl to sing...Hope that fate can bring us together to go K in future:)

Those ppl who have missed previous posts can exercise ur fingers by strolling down the page:)For this wk "Funny Stuff for the Wk" ....

Joke1: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Joke 2: TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement:
"I'm a Romantic. "True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about. "True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Hope these simple jokes brighten up ur day:)

By: DaRrEn YeO~King Of Comedy(Lameness)/冷笑天王~

16wk

2009-11-07T09:08:00.003+08:00

ALL the Best for As...To clarify: Not my hand...Haha:)

Hi everyone,

One wk is passed and we have come to the month of nOV...indeed , it is a stressful month for me and my friends who will be taking the A levels next week. Please hold on till the last papers and we can enjoy le:) . Must conquer the paper and not that the paper take over u completely. May all effort be paid off... 希望皇天不负有心人！：）jia you everyone!:)

OMG! 2 days ago, my laptop crashed and i have to reformat my com...All the pics that i have taken long time ago have all been removed...Not a trace is left...All thank to facebook, that i can retrieve some recent photos back...Hai! Luckily i do not have any important documents in my com or else....haha!!! All impt stuffs are in my brains or on papers...haha:)

FYI: Subsequently for 2 wks i will not be blogging due to examinations... I will definitely be back in action on 27Nov.

For this wk "Funny stuffs for the wk"

Joke1:
(Qns) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? (Ans) Because they have big fingers...haha:)

Joke2:
(Qns): Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? (Ans): He's all-right now!

Joke3:
(Qns)Why did the rooster cross the road? (Ans): To prove he wasn't chicken !!

Joke4:
(Qns) Why did the chewing gum cross the road? (Ans)It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

A few simple jokes to spike up ur day:)

By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王：）

15wk

2009-10-31T00:52:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone....

2 wks quite busy with school works and stuffs...I m back in action again...:) I have graduated from my school and going for my A levels exams in 2 wks times......Everyone in my school are hunting their teachers for consultation as if they are hunters....The teachers are the poor little prey(Deers) ....Quite funny isn't it...But no choice...Everyone is so desperate and Just go for it....:)

I am really happy to know several good friends in my schools...some even become my GEGEs and JIEJIEs...Really appreciate the friendship we have over the yrs..Dont ever forget Me (DaRrEn YeO) with my comedy skills and laughter...

Over the 3 yrs, i have tried many different kinds of things including EMCEEING OUTDOOR AND INDOOR , REPORTING as SCH SPORT Correspondent, PRESENTING.....Indeed, these are memorable events in school which i have never tried in secondary school days....:)

--> To my schoolmates: Please continue to keep in touch in msn or sms even after A levels... Do add me in msn yeo1313@hotmail.com if u have not.

For today "Funny Stuffs For the Wk"

Joke1: One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

Joke2: A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."

By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~

14wk

2009-10-16T23:16:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone,

I am having fever up to (38.8degree celsius) + cough and flu.....Luckily no sore thoart or else i cant even open my mouth to talk...Yesterday is the most miserable day for me.... I have to endure in Air-conditioned room for the whole days except breaks.. Shiver with coldness and no one to go to...:( Almost freeze to death.... Today went to c doctor and the doctor is in half gear (Mask and Gloves)when attending to me... Now i am scared is that i might get "Fever Rash" just like in the beginning b4 cny 2009..Whole body so itchy like hell! Hopefull not this time....:) 笑口常开好彩自然来~：）I must drink plenty of water which the doctor has instructed.:)

For today "funny joke for the wk"....there is only one joke becos my brain is dead......Next wk will have 2 jokes:) Interested to know my pic during my babyhood till now... feel free to click on Oct at ‘ACHIVE’ TO VIEW！

joke1: A teacher is teaching her student on the spelling of "Coconut'... The next day the teacher ask john:" John, how u spell coconut! " John reply: " Cocotut" ... Teacher said: " John, wat are u spelling?" John reply:"teacher, u ask me how i spell, i spell Cocotut....This is how i spell!:)

From: Darren Yeo~KOC/冷笑天王~

13wk

2009-10-10T00:51:00.014+08:00

LIFE JOURNEY OF DaRrEN

Darren during babyhood....
yr1

yr4
yr9
yr11

yr 14

18 yrs old

Hi everyone:),

One week has passed. A new week is beginning..two days later(11/10) is my big day....I m turning 19....haha:) The above pictures are taken over my lifespan of 18yrs...Entitled "LIFE Journey Of DaRrEn"...Life is full of up and down, I cannot imagine that I have gone through almost 18 yrs of my life in this world...Time really flies....Nevertheless, we must work and look ahead postively in life and let bygones be bygones... Life is very unpredictable and we must treasure every single objects in life ranging from non-living things to living things.(depending how you define the terms) ...

Always remember these few words. "U can never change other but u can change urself to make urself better and presentable" ... If your mindset is negative and think that all things are always against u, indeed everything will appear negative to u eventually likewise the opposite

I have a piece of advice to those people full with all sorts of negative emotions. "Never think that problem is always unsolvable, take it as learning experience/stepping stones to level urself up. Nothing is impossible, unless U make it Possible"...Things may come hard and difficult in times, but dun ever forget, there are always friendly and caring people around who care and give u positive advice to move forward... Treasure these group of people wholeheartedly...

For today "Funny Stuff for the Wks" ... If u have missed any past posts/jokes do feel free to click on the "Archive" for view....:)

Joke1 : During A level GP Paper 1, a student encountered a essay qns on "Courage". He was asked to define and give examples of "Courage" .... He wrote 3 words in his essay "This is Courage! " .....Damn Pro sia but dun ever try this in examination...Just for entertainment purposes...;)

Joke2:

By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~:) 发啊！

12 wk

2009-10-03T00:44:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone,

So fast two days has passed. I m back in action again.:) I am especially upset on thurday becos i m late for school and was having detention till 6pm. I sacrifice 1 lesson of British Council.Haiz:( . All becos of the road signboard infront of the school stating "School Ahead Slow Down". Haha! (No la, the limited bus flow) ... I will try not to be late ever again...Hopefully:)

Wow! Tml is the Mid Autumn Festival(中秋节）。I bet tml full moon will be the brightest and the biggest.. Can't wait to see the Full Moon tml...Today, i went to Loyang Tua Pek Kong Temple to see my favourite Getai host, Liu Ling Ling (Getai Comedy Queen/歌台搞笑天后）。Wow！Indeed Humorous and entertaining :)

For today "Funny Stuff for the Wk" , there will be 2 jokes in celebration of Mid Autumn Festival(双双对对）-->Darren's Slogan: 笑口常开，好彩自然来！ :)

Joke 1 :
(FW)Before marriage,
He: Hell yeah! I've waited for this moment! 　
She: Do you want 2 leave me?
He: Wtf! Dont even think about it!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Hav you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Y r u even asking that??
She: will you kiss me?
He: every chance i get.
She: will u hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person.
She: Can i trust u?
He: Yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage! Just read it from bottom to top..XD

Joke2:
男孩问女孩：你喜欢什么花？
女孩羞答答道：我喜欢两种花。
男孩急切问：那两种花？我送给你！
女孩底头回答：有钱花，随便花！
男孩傻傻地说：你真美！
女孩妩媚地问：我哪美？
男孩深情地说：你想得美！：）

＊＊　八月十五，看见嫦娥姐姐，祝你们花好月圆庆中秋，月圆，人圆，大团圆！123八月十五给你。。。发呀！发呀！发呀！:)

By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王：）

ADVICE

2009-09-30T21:59:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone,
It is surprising for me to blog today. But indeed i do have things to share with u people...Can't wait till friday.... :) Wow this two days are full of laughter and fun...Thx to all my friends who has accompanied me to K and Badminton... I appreciated u guys for supporting my outing:) Those who missed, i hope we can have chance to go out in the future:)

Yesterday, my favourite Hk drama: Legend of the Demigods(搜神传) has come to a end but i will use this quote as my guideline/principle (口头话）: "笑口常开，好彩自然来" in the future:)

+ No matter what we face in life as long as we face it positively, good luck will befall on u.
+ The more u smile, the longer u live.
+ Rest well and Sleep well.
+ Maintain good relationship with friends and family, fate bring one another together..(U can be friends and family this lifetime, doesn't guarantee u can be friends and family again next lifetime)--> Treasure ur Kinship and Friendship with Sincereity:)

#For this post, there will be no jokes attached to it. Friday i will be back with more jokes:)
"A joke a day, Keep ur Unhappiness/Loneiness/Stress/ Tension...AWAY"

bY: DaRrEN YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~：） “笑口常开，好彩自然来”

11wk

2009-09-26T01:38:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone,

One week has passed....This week is indeed interesting and stressful:) I m free from prelim le...Yeah! ;) haha;) Relaxing now !!!

This wk "Funny stuff for the wk"

Joke1: 忠誠的妻子 THE LOYAL WIFE 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。 There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the 'after-life' with me.' 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。 And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下...」Well, he died.... He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!' 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。 She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。 Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband!' 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.' 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !?' 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.' 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！ Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men!

By: Darren Yeo!~KOC/冷笑天王~

10wk

2009-09-19T01:12:00.004+08:00

Published in 27/5/2009(Darren---> SPH School Sport Correspondent)

Published in 4/9/2008(Darren -->SPH School Sport Correspondent)

Hi Viewers,

Hehe! One wk has passed again...This wk and next wk is exam period...Very stress man... but i believe 笑口常开，好彩自然来！(Once happy, Good Luck Will Come) .. Thx to viewers who has being dropping by my blog... Ur viewing is a recognisition for me that i should continue to post funny stuffs for the wk...I have posted a total of 10 weeks already .....Indeed Wonderful..... A total of 20+ jokes are available in my blog...Without u guys support, my blog wont be in today situation.

Without further a do, this wk "funny stuffs for the wk" will commence once again...;) Those people who missed any jokes in front, do feel free to stroll your mouse down to previous. Those people who did not manage to read my 2 sport article published last yr and this yr in Lian He Zao Bao, i will be uploading once again in my blog...:)

Joke1: 妈妈学英文一续五老妈：我再问你。"Use your head ,then think it over."又是什么意思呢？我说：动动你的脑子，再仔细想想。老妈：死仔，还敢耍我？　接着又要动手。我连忙说：是世上只有妈妈好的意思老妈：嗯，这还差不多！等下我做好吃的给你，下次再问你。

Joke 2: Will I live any longer? Patient: Doctor, if I give up alcohol, women, smoking and freaking out, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Joke 3: Problems remembering Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem?

By: Darren Yeo~KOC/冷笑天王~

9wk of stuffs

2009-09-12T02:11:00.003+08:00

Darren Yeo (冷笑天王），Xin Hui（棒棒公主）

Jia Jing (冷笑天后），Darren Yeo（冷笑天王）

Hi viewers,

One wk has passed and a new wk is coming... Introducing to u guys the Queen of Comedy/冷笑天后（Lim Jia Jing ) and 棒棒公主/bangbang princess(Soh Xin Hui)。 They are both my neighbours and we know one another during K session in my RC... Jia jing's lame jokes are also not bad too...maybe even lamer than i do (same level ba becos Darren also King of Comedy/冷笑天王） haha:) The above 2 pics are taken in during our K session on Mon（7/9/09）。Good luck to my friends taking prelim next wks....Jia you!:)

For this wk " Funny stuffs for the wk", i got 2 jokes available ....Pls stroll the page down to view previous posts if u have missed it...:)

Joke1: 据公安部姓名查询系统，全国最爆笑得人名~ 刘产，范剑，范统，朱逸群，夏刘剑，夏建仁，（还亏他父母想的出）庞光，杜琦燕，沈京兵。排名第一是：史珍香:)(慢慢念吧，没事找点乐子，你笑我笑大家笑：）

Joke 2: A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to in the future.'The teacher fainted... haha:)

By: DaRrEn Yeo~ KOC/冷笑天王~

8wk of funny stuffs

2009-09-05T00:43:00.003+08:00

Hi Viewers of Darren's Blog,
One week has passed. This week is indeed a special week but not memorable at all. There are some unhappiness during the beginning of the week but now the problem has been tackled and hopefully no more such incidents happened to me again ever. Let look forwards and hope for a better tomorrow..:) A impt learning point i learnt : Do treasure your close friends and dun ever give them cold shoulder.. Instead, show some concern, warmth and care to let others know that u care. No point hiding your emotions under ur blanket...:) I appreciate the effort and courage of my close friend(*Secret) by admitting his errors and try means to solve any misunderstanding...:) Thanks man!

#I give an analogy: A couple with sincerity between them will eventually become husband and wife while a couple with no sincerity will eventually say gd bye...

For this wk "Funny stuff for the week", 2 jokes will be posted. If any viewers hope to review the jokes for the past 7 wks, pls move ur little finger by strolling the mouse down..:)

Joke 1: 小明說：「阿康，問你有一隻鯊魚吃下了一顆綠豆,結果它變成了什麼? > 阿康說：我不知道，答案是什麼？> 小明說：嘿！嘿！答案是綠豆沙(綠豆鯊)，你很笨喔！haha!:)

Joke 2: If the weather is really unbearable , pls do not say that the weather is hot or you are very hot... Instead, u should say that I m "Warm" or the weather is "Warm" . {Hot = Sexy} haha! damn lame!:)

--> "A joke A day Keep the Unhappiness Away" By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~;)

7 wk funny stuff

2009-08-28T23:58:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone,

Its me again.:) How has all of u been? i guess u guys feeling happy right!(Hopefully):) Life is tough but always look at the positive side of life. If u look at negative side of life, u will fall into the hole of darkness. That is when darkness override, 只有交换没有爱！：）Laughter is able to ease ur tension and stress to a minimum level and also make u feel younger which i think is really true. I got an advice to emotional people : Do express/share your feeling/views to people who are close to u so that they can enlighten u and please not keep mute to yourself and expect/think that people will understand u "one day"....That is simply impossible (wait for the cows come home but still nothing obtained) :0

Don't worry so much!:) Its time to have some laughter.:) Yeah! The seventh session of "Funny stuff for the week". Anyone who has missed the previous 6 posts do exercise ur fingers and stroll the page down to view my previous posts using ur beloved "Mouse". The jokes for this week are freshly created by DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KING OF COMEDY~ (first time)

Joke 1: A tap on the driver：
A passenger in a taxi tapped gently on the shoulder of the driver to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a lamp post,drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window..For a few minutes , everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,"Please! tolong, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, who was also stunned, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. To which the driver replied, "I'm really very sorry, it's really not totally your fault because today is my very first day driving a cab and unfortunately you are my first passenger. Also plus the fact that I still dont know how to brake well!" :)

Joke 2: 在农历七月里有几首歌曲是万万不能唱的，唱了只后，hehe! 我就不晓得了：）
1] 对面的女孩看过来（不是人你就知道）
2] 不如归去（咒人不如早走）
3] 敲敲门你在不在（外面没人你就知道）
4] 送你一把泥土（无端端不会送土， ByeBye才送下土）
5] 明天你要嫁给我吗（新娘不是正常人，呵呵！好可怕）
6] 梁山伯与朱英台 (不要他们找你，就不要唱）

All for laughter! --> By DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KING OF COMEDY~

6 funny stuff

2009-08-22T00:30:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone,

+DaRrEn YeO~KiNg Of CoMeDy(冷笑天王)~ is back in action again after one long week....:) Life is so hectic and we have to slow down our pace and enjoy the beautiful things happening around us. I am very pleased to identify by my RC(Resident Committee) to be one of the Emcee in future... It is indeed a chance for me to enhance my skills of communication and bilingualism. Of course boasting confidence is another point to highlight... I believe that when one door closes, the other door will open for you.

To be true, I am a very straightforward person, i might have said things that might accidently offend anyone indirectly without knowing it.... Some people might angry with me but i can assure that any things i said is no harm incurred(Perhaps never grab hold the situation well, i guess)...Of course , if arguing is totally another issues(But seldom). I hope to bring laughter and happiness to people around me...that my principle of life....:)

So for this week "Funny Stuff for the Wk", i will post 3 funny stuffs instead of usual 2 :) i will try to get as many bilingualism jokes as possible so that my viewers of other races will not be left out...:)

Joke1 : 一塊三分熟的牛排和一塊5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,為什麼他們沒打招呼呢>
(假設> > 　　他們會說話)> > 　　因為...................., 因為.........................> 　　因為他們都不熟啊~~!

( 哈哈!!! 笑一笑，烦恼都跑掉:) )

Joke2: Nowadays, nothing is safe for consumption... True right! I can illustrate for u to see
1 ] Eat Pork: Scare swine flu...
2 ] Eat chicken, scare Bird flu
3 ] Eat Beef, scare ganna Mad cow disease
4 ] Eat fish, chemical poisoning in water(very rare but got the possibilty)
5 ] Eat vegetables, pesticide...
All in all seem that there is nothing to eat right but that leaves only the following...
1] Sweet
2] Chocolate
Eat sweet stuffs makes you happy... Wish you happy and cheerful always....Haha!

Joke 3: 小明說：「阿康，問你「有一隻鯊魚吃下了一顆綠豆,結果它變成了什麼「？」> 阿康說：「我不知道，答案是什麼？」> 小明說：「嘿！嘿！答案是「綠豆沙(綠豆鯊)「，你很笨喔！」

Hope these can brighten up your day....;0

By: DaRrEn YeO~KiNg Of CoMeDy(冷笑天王)~

5 Wk funny stuffs

2009-08-14T23:40:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone,

Its my blogging time again. How have your national day holiday been? Is it fruitful and meaningful? I guess you guys have spent your holiday with your beloved family. Am i right to say that? Haha! I would like to ask a question to my friends who know me well... What a person m i to u when i interacting with u ppl? (pls tag ur view in my chatbox). After i know ur view, i hope to improve on it.:)

This week i have two jokes in "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" ready for u guys. If u miss the previous jokes, u can stroll down to view previous posts...

Joke1(By Syaiful) : There are 3 little pigs living happily together. One fine day, A big bad wolf comes and eat all 3 pigs... Then after 5 hrs, the wolf felt breathless and die... Dun tell me the wolf has suffered from high cholestrol after eating 3 pigs...Wrong
Ans: Becos, the wolf has died of swine flu...Haha! *lame i know.

Joke2: 冷笑话2> > 有一貌美如花，狂性大发的母狗扑向你．．．> 從你腳上咬了一塊肉並迅速吞下去．．．> 當你正要伸腳踢它的時候．．．> 母狗眼含淚光的向你說：'你打吧．．．反正我肚里已經有了你的骨肉！！！'

By: DaRrEn YeO

National day

2009-08-08T02:01:00.006+08:00

Hi viewers,

Today my school is celebrating National Day Cum "Be Yourself Day". It is a day whereby u can hang your uniform in the cupboard and go to school in ur home clothes. Cool Man Sia! :) The above is my outfit for the "Be Yourself Day". I would also want to take this opportunity to wish Singapore a Happy 44th Birthday! Do enjoy the long holiday and have fun with your family. Dont forget to Stand Up for Singapore!!:)

Once again, it is time for "Funny Stuffs for the Wk". If u people have missed last few weeks jokes, do stroll down to my previous few posts to enjoy ...Trust me a joke a day, brighten up your entire day. Today, there are total of 3 jokes to entertain u people:) Do enjoy and leave a tag before u leave.

Joke 1: 有一个五岁男孩亲了四岁女孩的脸> 四岁女孩就问那五岁男孩他会负责吗> 五岁男孩就回答她说:放心吧> 我们已经不是三岁小孩了!>

Joke 2 ： Ah Beng and Ah Lian's jokes !! Have a good laugh .....

--〉Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

--〉Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense. Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Joke 3: （老妈学ENGLISH）

老妈问："i hear nothing,repeat"是什么意思呢？我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat.我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。我：噢~猛？

隔天，她又来问我了。老妈：儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊？我说：我很烦，别烦我。老妈：欠揍！跟你妈这么说话。于是，我又挨了一巴掌。

老妈：你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思？我说：... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下，再用那个头撞墙三十多下，再用脚踢桌角三十多下，再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意了吧？！人们常说：学习是痛苦的历程。不过我不明白，为什么受伤的总是我。我妈学英文的热情日益高涨，因而我的苦难就日益加深。

By: DaRr€n ~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~

4th Funny Stuff for the Wk

2009-08-01T00:53:00.003+08:00

Hello Everyone,

Before i introduced this wk's jokes, I hope to bring across a message to my best bros and sis / buddies in school which include Genevieve, Shengwen,Roanna, Dorothy, Kok Chye, Meiling. Nowadays, we seldom see each other frequently becos of different time-tables. Deep from my heart i feel that u guys are great after knowing for 2 yrs and more..U all brighten my day up and hopefully u all will rmb my 冷笑话 if never see me. Rmb the happiness moments we have undergone in ccs and chalet. Hopefully, we can have time to meet up somedays.... Jia you guys, let get as much A for Alevels. 冷笑天王的精神与你们同在， laughter will always be around....:) Seem blushy but really this is my true feeling to after knowing u guys...；）

Its time to have "Funny Stuff for the Wk" again..:) Seem Like "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" has been well received by u people from the I tag comment i received. Thanks for ur support. I will not disappoint u guys and will continue to post more jokes in future...But my inputs might be limited so i hope whoever has any jokes to share, please kindly sms me or email to me @ cutterfish90@yahoo.com.sg .

"Funny Stuffs for the Wk"

Joke 1: Eng ：http://www.explosm.net/comics/911/

Joke 2: 妈妈学英文

（一）有一天，我正在看VCD，老妈棒了一本书进来。老妈：这个 "i don't know." 是什么意思 ?我说：我不知道.老妈：送你去大学读了几年，你怎么什么都不知道？我说：不是！就是"我不知道"嘛！老妈：还嘴硬！说完老妈给了我一巴掌。妈妈学英文

（二）老妈：那 "i know." 是什么意思你应该知道吧！我说：是 "我知道".老妈：知道就快说.我说：就是 "我知道".老妈：你皮痒是不是 ?我说：就是 "我知道"呀！老妈：知道你还不说？不懂不要装懂！老妈又给了我一巴掌。

By：King of Comedy~冷笑天王~

3rd Wk Jokes

2009-07-25T01:07:00.005+08:00

Hi Everyone,

Before i start introducing this week " Funny Stuffs of the Wk". I would want to take this opportunity to wish my Mother once again a "Happy belated Birthday". 5 hrs ago, my whole family went to Malaysia to have a big feast to celebrate her birthday on 24/7. :) May my beloved Mom be Healthy And Happy.

Funny Stuffs of the Wk:
Both By Amanda Ng:

Joke1 's Link ：

不要叫前座的人醒來啊 @ http://share.youthwant.com.tw/sh.php?do=D&id=12044869

Joke 2] Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

--> Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when both are pregnant.

By: King Of Comedy/冷笑天王~Darren Yeo（杨俊杰）

2 funny stuffs for the wk

2009-07-18T00:02:00.005+08:00

Hi dear viewers,

I have a piece of advice to those people around me in terms of academic.. Dun feel depressed in the results u all get. Everyone has put in their very much effort in this mid yr exam. Just consider this mid yr is a precious lesson learnt and by now you should have a greater understanding where u stand.. Now, most importantly u all should not feel demotivated but instead continue to work hard.. 有志者，事进成！

I am very thankful to two friends of mine who have contributed jokes to me for posting. They are Amanda Ng(RC gd friend) & Janice Woo(Sch mate). Thanks for ur jokes, i do appreciate it. With more funny stuffs will allow DaRrEn YeO ~ 冷笑天王/King Of Comedy's "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" will then be able to continue posting infinitely.

"Funny Stuffs for the wk"

1]--> By Amanda: Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he runs away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 works. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

2] --> Janice: 哪只昆虫的牙是黑色的？
Ans：蚂蚁，因为 from 郭美美 song: 不怕不怕 :
ma-ee-a-hei ma-ee-a-hu
ma-ee-a-ho ma-ee-a-ha-ha
so ma-ee-a-hei = 蚂蚁牙黑。。。haha!!:)

By : DaRrEn YeO ~ 冷笑天王/King Of Comedy~

Mid yr Exam over

2009-07-11T03:08:00.004+08:00

"Funny stuffs for the week":

Finally, mid yr exam is over... To tell the truth, last few days i have been studying up late for revision.. Feeling quite relieved now after exam as if one burden off my shoulder...

~On a brighter note, i will be posting few funny stuffs every week starting from this week onwards. It will be named as "Funny Stuffs for the Week" so that it fixed my newly appointed title of KiNg Of CoMeDy/冷笑天王。 If u people have any jokes or funny stuffs to share with me and my viewers, do sms to me if u have my hp number or u can leave a tag.... :)I will be very delightful to post ur jokes with ur name attached in my blog:)

冷笑天王启

Learning

2009-07-05T01:01:00.005+08:00

I find this few sentences quite meaningful and enlightening to my life....和我们生活息息相关。

To those viewers of other races, i am so sorry cannot translate it into english version... Tough job sia! :) It only rythm in chinese version ...:)

---〉人生本来就是一出戏，恩恩怨怨又何必太在意，名和利呀什么东西，生不带来死不带去。事事难料人间的悲喜，今生无缘来生在聚，爱与恨呀什么玩意，船到桥头自然行。

one more wk of suffering

2009-07-04T03:14:00.003+08:00

So long never update my blog... Simply too busy with school work... :) Just added a japanese song sung by V6 below "Achives". This song is quite familar to most ppl if u have childhood..:) Give u a hint: A theme song of a childhood show.:) Left a tag if u know, if dun know just give a try and guess! Time really flies, now already july. All my friends are now battling against papers in mid yr exam... Hope everyone can conquer the papers and dont let the paper take over u... U R THE KING OF THE PAPER. GOT IT! After exam, i guess there are series of fun and laughter coming up...HEHE! We will c then...For now just study and study and still study.. Bitter come first then sweetness come later! Hopefully all hardworks paid off...Yeah!

Holidays

2009-06-16T03:38:00.003+08:00

2 wks has passed. Left with only 2 wks to exam. Haiz! :( 3 yrs of work needed to be accomplished. I believe i can do it if and only if i put in the effort to do it. Dun Worry be Happy, I will do it.;) Holiday is a time to replenish my "lost" energy so that my 元气可以恢复。 I found a new way of learning H2 Econ which is by teaching some1. It so called "sharing of ideas ".THAT PERSON IS MY MOTHER. haha! Econ is a general and discussable subject so discussions are necessary to have a clearer picture.... Jia you ppl! Hardwork will pay off if you put in the extra effort!

Ah ReN(冷笑天王）启：）

Badminton AND CMPB

2009-06-13T01:14:00.004+08:00

From top left: ShengWen, Darren, Roanna
From Bottom left: Geneiveve , KokChye, Zane

Today, early morning went to CMPB for medical checkup. Blood test is my fear seriously.:( After thorough check , i am deem fit . Awarded a 'Pes A'. I really wonder am i that healthy? Perhaps i look acceptable ba....So must Jiayou for me ba! Tough Sia！ Also, Thx to Shengwen who waited 2hr20min(Must highlight) for me.... Yeah!:) After that, we went to Clementi Sport Hall for a badminton session with other gd frenz and buddies... I also dont know why today so hyper and active but after the badminton session become like dead snake. There a saying: "去是一条龙，回是一条虫”Haha！I really think today badminton session is fun and interesting. Managed to take my revenge over some1...that fellow use the shuttlecock and slam on my upper chest... Painful Sia.... I WON'T FORGET IT . I am Human not SAND BAG....Scared swollen....Kidding only!:) But seriously quite painful. Hope to have more badminton sessions in future. Exercising is good for health..:)

冷笑天王启

Hectic and Meaningful day

2009-06-11T00:05:00.002+08:00

Wow. Wed(10/6/09) is a really hectic and meaning day for me. I woke up at 8am and rush down to Kitcherner Road to help up in a family care centre for elderly. U will never believe that those elderly can really play 5 stones better than anyon else. Haha! Bringing Joy and Laughter to the elderly really make my day bright..;) After that i rush down to Ang Mio Kio MRT to meet up Dorothy and Sheng Wen For Kbox. haha! This singing session is quite funny and interesting. Yeah! SO GLAD to sing with both of them(my bro and sis). Hope more session after MYE. As u know, my patterns is always more than badminton, at least joy and laughter filled the whole K room . Overall, today is a memorable day to remember...:)

~冷笑天王启

K box singing3

2009-06-06T22:54:00.007+08:00

求佛--〉requested by ccs members. Sry i dun have the gut to sing in front of too many ppl so i make a video out. My skills are at hosting not singing...Haha! if not nice dun blame me! :)

K box singing2

2009-06-06T22:50:00.003+08:00

Chinese song: 爱的路上只有我和你。

K box singing

2009-06-06T22:29:00.006+08:00

爱拼拼到底（Hokkian Song) sung by Darren(冷笑天王）& Jia Jing (冷笑天后）Hope u enjoy the rhythum:)

Today went to K Box with my neighbours[Jia Jing ,Xin Hui & Brendan( bro)] . More videos are posted in my facebook even 求佛@ http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=90248143933&saved#/profile.php?id=523658933&ref=profile under video.

Busy but fun schedule

2009-06-04T23:07:00.002+08:00

The subsequent days will be fun of laughter and entertainment and joy with my friends, buddies, family and neighbours.:)
Tml(4/6): Econ Remedial
Sat(5/6): Kbox with neighbours
Sun(7/6): Farms tours with RC
Mon(8/6): Math Consultation with teacher
Tue(9/6): CCS gathering, Econ remedial, Preparations for activist works on wed
Wed(10/6): Kbox with friends and Activist work
WOW! Meaningful Tasks waiting for me. 忙得高兴，忙得快乐！：）

First Aid Course

2009-05-31T14:07:00.003+08:00

Today is a special sunday. I went to my RC below my house to attend a SCDF First Aid , CPR & Fire Safety Course. This is the first module: FIRST AID --> The officers taught us how to bandage a casualty and this is what i looked like after bandaging . FUNNY SIA!!! :) I am having a head bandage and a 45degree hand bandage on me, seem serious injuries on me. All these are practices for us to familarise with the real situation.

School sport article

2009-05-27T18:49:00.003+08:00

This is the second school sport article that i have been working on for the past few week. Finally it is published today(27/5/2009). The first article is published last year during september holidays. This year slightly eariler. Haha! Please click on the picture to enlarge and i do hope my friends out there will read it. I am very delighted today. ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED. EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL ! YEAH!!!!!:)

Moving Ahead

2009-05-24T14:01:00.003+08:00

I truely believe this principle. That is "Wait and Time will heal everything". No matter what unhappiness in the past, i sincerely hope that everything will be fine(back to normal) asap and life continues from here. We should forget the past unhappiness and look forward to a brighter future as life goes on. Pondering on things that cause unhappiness will make life miserable. I will treasure all my best frenzs and buddies even more from today onwards. i will be a good listener apart from a talker.haha! I respect my friends and people around me. If any of my friends have encountered any problems in life, please feel free to come and talk to me. I will be a good listener if u dun mind. Haha! Seem like a counselor. Sry i m not, but I am 冷笑天王. Only laughter is with me and not unhappiness!

+This coming wed is my gp midyear exam. i will work hard for this paper. Yeah! :) Jia you to all my buddies and frens taking the same paper. May ur hardwork be paid off.

SRY BUDDY

2009-05-22T15:09:00.003+08:00

I have a good buddy in school. (Not to mention any name,identity kept secret.) The person knows who i refering to will do. I have an argument with him on wed night. Now we are having a cold war. He is really angry over the matter i feel because we have not talked for 1 full day. I sincerely apologise to this buddy of me. SRY! :( I will treasure my buddy even more after this incident. （希望阳光总在风雨后，请相信有彩虹！）

My Weekend

2009-05-17T23:17:00.006+08:00

Today, I went to woodlands swimming complex today with my family for a swim. The weather is quite dry today, so a swim will refresh me. The last time i go swimming is 1.5yr ago. That a long time since i step into a swimming complex. Since young, i have been going to Jurong East Swimming Complex, Yishun Safra and Yishun Swimming complex with my cousins. That was fun and enjoying. I feel quite relaxing after a swim today.

After the swim, we went to Causeway Point to have our dinner. By looking at the pictures above, it look delicious. We ordered the food from a stall selling Japanese food, Carrot Cake and Ice Kacang. Ususally, i go to CWP with my buddy on sat, but we seldom order such food. Dun Worry Buddy, we will try out more variety of food this coming sat. I will be the food Guide. Haha! :)

Carnival in school

2009-05-16T23:52:00.002+08:00

Today, there is a carnival in school to launch the school official opening. In the pic above, guess wat is it? It is Ice lemon tea. Unbelieveable right, seem to me like chestnut water plus lemon. One word to describe this ICE LEMON TEA : "DISGUSTING'. I have never drank such an awful drink in my life. The colour look funny and weird. I am worried that after i drink, I might land in hospital. Luckily, no harm is caused or else i will not be blogging down here. I wonder how the stall prepare this drink? If i am curious, i will definitely go and find out. I found out that this drink is made from Tea+Sugar+ Lemon+ ICE= ICE LEMON TEA. OMG! Like that also can. On top of that, i bought a $10 coupons to spend. I can tell u truely that I dun know how to spend my $10. Almost nothing in the carnival appeal to me. Today i feel that even if i have $$$, I really dun know where to spend on. Siao!!!

GENERAL NEWS

2009-05-16T00:44:00.005+08:00

YEAH! My blog has a new blogskin. I am especially thankful to a few of my neighbours who have spent a total of 2.5hrs in helping me design my blog. Thanks Xin Hui, Lavender and Jia Jing.

Haiz! My CCA has gotten a Silver Award for SYF CHINESE DRAMA COMPETITION. Seem not bad right! Intially, we thought it was a GOLD but the luck is not with us. Some of my friends felt upset but i feel that all my friends in my cca had put in lots of effort in the preparations of the props , music lists, lighting lists and etc... 不要放弃, CCS!!! :)

This Sat(16/5), I will be rendering my support to my "godbrother",(Sheng Wen) in his singing in school. I hope that he can put up a wonderful performance for us. JIA YOU!! ALL THE BEST!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! :) By: "younger brother"(DaRrEn)

UNPLEASANT DAY @ SCHOOL

2009-05-13T19:45:00.009+08:00

I was late for school yesterday because i could not squeeze on the bus in time. (Not that i m fat) haha~! I need to serve detention till 6pm yesterday before i sign out my attendance. I m really grateful that i have a brother in school who is kind enough to wait for me. :) The consequence of not signing out @ 6pm is Suspension the following day. May i know who on earth will want to be in this situation? Two words to describe : "Not Worthy" . Since i m a obedient student, i stay till 6pm to serve my detention as a form of punishment for me being late for school by a few minutes. :( Unfortunately my CCA ended at around 4pm, i need to find some entertainment for the remaining 2 hrs but it wasn't easy. Everyone around me are busy with the School Official Opening preparations and many other stuffs...So i dare not disturb my friends and buddies or force them to accompany me. I need to be responsible for my own action. This is my principle of life. :(

VESAK DAY HOLIDAY

2009-05-09T22:09:00.006+08:00

Fig 1

Fig 2

Today is Vesak Day. Vesak is an annual holiday observed traditionally by practicing Buddhists in many Asian countries like Nepal, Hong Kong, Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Indonesia, Pakistan, India, and Taiwan. Sometimes informally called "Buddha's birthday". I went to Telok Blangah area to celebrate this festival with my relatives and their friends. In fig1, there are many statues of buddhas mainly from Thailand were placed on the alter for praying purposes. Many devotees are present for the vesak day celebrations. Thailand Monks are also invited by the organisers to carry out the praying ceremony. In fig2,it is a specially designed flower pot for offering purposes which i feel quite unqiue(Not available in singapore, imported from Thailand).

SYF COMPETITION

2009-05-08T23:53:00.003+08:00

Now, SYF is finally over. I am very happy and relieved now. No more tedious tasks from my boss, (Sheng Wen or Wen Ge). No need to shout out lighting cues and etc...He is a good boss and brother actually but he is quite serious sometimes.:) Being serious sometimes is good too i guess. Haha!!! Two other people i want to give recognisition are Genevieve(G-jie) and Roanna(Rou-Jie). They are very quite sociable and friendly too. Being friends with 3 of them is my pleasure. I treasure this ever-lasting friendship and brotherhood.... Tomorrow is a public holiday and following mon is a school holiday, my ccs friends, brothers and sisters please do rest well and charge up your energy for more challenges in the future. Jia You!!!

SYF MARS PRODUCTION LIGHTINGS COMPANY

2009-05-05T20:26:00.000+08:00

SYF CHINESE DRAMA COMPETITION IS ON THIS FRIDAY. STRESS MAN!!! I did not need to worry about it because i got a group of good buddies that are helping me along. I am really proud to announce them.(Like Hosting Style) haha!! They are Genevieve(G-jie) , Roanna(Rou-Jie) and Sheng Wen(Wen Ge) . I respect them that is why I called them brother and sisters. :) Jia You!!! WE ARE ON THE SAME BOAT NOW! Life is full of challenges, it is a matter on how you choose to tackle them whether postively or negatively. For me, I will tacke it postively as I am 冷笑天王。 haha!!! Always look towards the bright side of life is my advise to my friends around me.:)

Short Trip to Malaysia (1/5/2009)

2009-05-01T21:04:00.000+08:00

Today, my whole family went to Malaysia's JUSCO shopping centre to shop and at the same time went to have a dinner at their local centre. The name of the hawker centre is "Hong Kong Boy" in chinese "香港仔". Seem Unique and Unusual right! We ordered Bak Kut Teh, Stingrays,Shells, Satays, Ice Kacang and of course 5 bowls of rice. Two words to describe "Sumptuous Feast " . My stomach was bloated. :)

Family Photo

2009-05-01T01:13:00.001+08:00

Darren's Family.

My First Blog

2009-05-01T01:01:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone ,

It refreshing to have my own personal blog. I will do my updates often . Please do drop by my blog if you have time. I will appreciate it.

From: Darren Yeo