DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~

Sunday, August 1, 2010

DaRrEn YeO Hosting at Sembawang Zone E RC National Day Observance Cum Kindness Day Block Party on 1 AUG 2010

Co Host: Jessie

Dear viewers,

It has been quite some time after my last post ...Today, I am hosting Sembawang Zone E RC National Day Observance Cum Kindness Day Block Party with Jessie... It had been a successful stage performance for me since 2009 when i last hosted in school. This is my first hosting in year 2010 after entering NS....Thank RC for giving me this chance to show my bilingual skills...haha...I hope more hosting shows will come in future:)

Lastly, I would like to wish Singapore a Happy 45th birthday:) Huat laX3

By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~

walky talky:5:38 PM

Saturday, May 15, 2010

YOz Yoz everyone,

DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王 is back in action again ...Really Long time no c....i have not been posting any posts for past 3 months...Simply to shag in NS>But i have happy to have many friendly people around me to aid and guide me ..:) Really appreciated:) Let me tell u some personal experience in BMT....

During BMT , being not so physically fit after not exercising for a long time, I found out that some programmes such as Route March posted some difficulties for me especially when I need to carry heavy loads on me. Luckily, I have sergeants and officers who are willing to help me out and guide me through. Now walking for 16km is a easy task for me and the 24km before POP will be definitely a success. Also, I remember I fail my range initially due to tiredness or lack of concentration. But I am privileged to get coach by my company sergeant major and eventually succeed in passing my range with a score of twenty-five out of thirty-two. Without the help from officers and sergeants, I will not be able to success in clearing my range.

Having been through the five days four nights field camp training in the jungle, it is a totally new experience for me especially when I dug my own shellscape. It is very tiring I can say but with the support from my friends and buddies in NS, I finally managed to completed digging my shellscape. Without determination, I guess I will not be able to fulfill the task. I am really pleased to know so many helpful and friendly people around me and with their encouragement is really a motivation for me to move on and strive...

Currently, i am posted to 36SCE as their EOD prioneer driver (Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit) .

Presenting to u today Joke for the WEEK:

joke1: A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."

By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王 / KiNg Of CoMeDy~

walky talky:1:39 AM

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Hi people,

Have been quite busy these last 2 wks....Going genting, K, bbq and etc....Finally today have the time to blog... Finally, i manage to catch up and entertained my relatives on the BBQ at west coast Park hosted by Me(DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王)。。。haha:) My hosting skills never deprove worz...haha;)

Also, on 4jan and 5jan, I have 2 K session with different people...on 4 jan--Grace tan, Huiting,Stephanie,Fabian(Classmates)...5Jan--Dorothy(Bread MA), Sheng wen(Wen Ge).....Dun worry, my throat can handle this 2K at ease...haha train le ma!...haha:)

I will not post any Funny stuffs unless i have jokes available...haha:) But i will use Humorous method to convey my recent updates to u guys....haha;) Hope every1 have a wonderful 2010 yr ahead...1...2...3...Huat la!X3(Got power ma!)

By: DaRrEn YeO~King of Comedy/冷笑天王~

walky talky:2:02 AM

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Hi Ppl,

Wow...it seasons period already....I hereby wish all my pals, frenz, relatives A Enjoyable, Incredible, Memorable and all the "Able" Happy New Year 2010...:) From 27 dec till 30 dec, i will be at Genting Enjoying my life:) haha:)...On 31dec, My Yeo Family will be having a countdown 2010 bbq at West coast park area2 (organised by DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~）

This holiday i have watch a taiwan drama仙剑奇侠传(Chinese Paladine) total 37 episode....all finished:)...VERY COOL!! especially the theme song....very techno:)haha:）Memerized by the song sia;)

:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlcqqIzmtdc&feature=related

For this wk there will be no jokes but if u guys has any funny videos do tell me so that i can upload and share with my viewers:P

By:DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KOC~）

walky talky:2:16 AM

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hello everyone.......

This Week is indeed very exciting and enjoying.....really enjoy alot.....On Mon, I went to Wild Wild Wet with my relatives and have fun in water for almost 6hrs....Played the shiok river and Ular Ular and etc....I scream/shout like nobody business....haha..My nose on that day is almost as red as the nose of a reindeer..Nvm la ....Near christmas already mah....Also yesterday went to Causeway point to watch Planet 51 with 2 other pals...then followed by eating at Seoul Garden...Have a nice chat session for hours(as a form of exercise)haha:)

I have posted 18wks for "Funny stuffs for the week"....and it seem to be a bit dull le.....I wanna u ppl out there who have creative ideas to recommend some new ways wherby i can make my blog more engaging and more attractive for viewers.....U are free to post on my wall in facebook or at my comment areas in blog.....But dun forget my theme of the blog is "Comedy And Lame"..... I really appreciated if u ppl can give me suggestions on how to enhance my blog image:)

"Funny stuffs for the Week"
-->This week i posted a funny video of my favourite Getai Idol(Liu ling Ling)~Aka Getai Queen singing "Beat It"

Joke 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxN3rEp7VCs

By:DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~

walky talky:12:17 AM

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Botanic Garden with mama:)

Batik painting in Parankan Museum

Temporary hand tattoo

By right should be a QiLin(chinese auspicious creature but it turn out to be like a red fox...)

Hi every1,

This week is indeed very refreshing and engaging....For the past few days, have been watching tv shows from SCV cable and Mio TV...Wow! Almost addicted to TV...Also has been playing Monopoly with my family members...haha:) Recall my childhood memories....

Today, I went to Paranakan Museum and botanic garden with my RC... Paranakan museum is having their openhouse....Full of activities such as Batik Painting, Tattooing, balloon sculpturing and etc... After that, we went to Botanic garden to view 150 well decorated christmas trees by different organisations in singapore.. The lighting ceremony is indeed marvalous but the weather just now seem to be drizzling....but still it does not dampen the atmosphere of the viewers...

For today "Funny Stuffs for the wk"---> 3 very lame jokes...haha:)

Joke 1: What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? Ans: An elephant with diarrhea.

Joke2: A little boy while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue?

Father: Very long...! haha:)

joke3: A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer.It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal.""A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance? ""No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."

By: DaRrEn YeO~King of Comedy/冷笑天王~

walky talky:10:40 PM

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Hi everyone,

Two wks have passed and Darren is back in action again...:) just finish A level not long ago....so far all papers still okok(manageable)... HOPE FOR THE BEST NEXT YR:) ....Jia you to ppl still having their A level:) Like My JieJies and Geges in MI:)

Wow! Dec is packed with lots of gathering including family and friends....Let me share with u ppl my schedule for the dec holiday:
1] 1Dec----Going K with Jia Jing(冷笑天后）and Xin Hui(棒棒公主）@ AMK K Box:)
2] 6Dec--- Sembawang CC grassroots gathering at sembawang Park
3] 9Dec----Going Seoul Garden and Movie watching @ CWP
4] 15Dec---Escape theme park fun 1 day:)
5] 14-20Dec---七龙釋迦佛堂庆祝众佛千秋：）
6] 27-30Dec---Genting Highlands
7] 31Dec--- Yeo family BBQ @ West Coast Park Pit 5
*Some event still not yet confirmed...
--> But there is one crashes so far...Suppose to Go to K with my classmates on 28dec but due to Genting trip have to forgo the K....Sry Ppl....U guys go enjoy ba!...I have created a platform for u ppl to sing...Hope that fate can bring us together to go K in future:)

Those ppl who have missed previous posts can exercise ur fingers by strolling down the page:)For this wk "Funny Stuff for the Wk" ....

Joke1: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Joke 2: TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement:
"I'm a Romantic. "True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about. "True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Hope these simple jokes brighten up ur day:)

By: DaRrEn YeO~King Of Comedy(Lameness)/冷笑天王~

walky talky:12:12 AM

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