Name: DaRrEn YeO JuN JiE/社区活动主持人(EMCEE) Age: 24 years old Nickname: Ah ReN Date of Birth: 11 Oct 1990 Horoscope Sign: Libra
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Friday, August 28, 2009
Hi everyone,
Its me again.:) How has all of u been? i guess u guys feeling happy right!(Hopefully):) Life is tough but always look at the positive side of life. If u look at negative side of life, u will fall into the hole of darkness. That is when darkness override, 只有交换没有爱! :)Laughter is able to ease ur tension and stress to a minimum level and also make u feel younger which i think is really true. I got an advice to emotional people : Do express/share your feeling/views to people who are close to u so that they can enlighten u and please not keep mute to yourself and expect/think that people will understand u "one day"....That is simply impossible (wait for the cows come home but still nothing obtained) :0
Don't worry so much!:) Its time to have some laughter.:) Yeah! The seventh session of "Funny stuff for the week". Anyone who has missed the previous 6 posts do exercise ur fingers and stroll the page down to view my previous posts using ur beloved "Mouse". The jokes for this week are freshly created by DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KING OF COMEDY~ (first time)
Joke 1: A tap on the driver: A passenger in a taxi tapped gently on the shoulder of the driver to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a lamp post,drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window..For a few minutes , everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,"Please! tolong, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, who was also stunned, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. To which the driver replied, "I'm really very sorry, it's really not totally your fault because today is my very first day driving a cab and unfortunately you are my first passenger. Also plus the fact that I still dont know how to brake well!" :)
All for laughter! --> By DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KING OF COMEDY~
walky talky:11:58 PM
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Hi everyone,
+DaRrEn YeO~KiNg Of CoMeDy(冷笑天王)~ is back in action again after one long week....:) Life is so hectic and we have to slow down our pace and enjoy the beautiful things happening around us. I am very pleased to identify by my RC(Resident Committee) to be one of the Emcee in future... It is indeed a chance for me to enhance my skills of communication and bilingualism. Of course boasting confidence is another point to highlight... I believe that when one door closes, the other door will open for you.
To be true, I am a very straightforward person, i might have said things that might accidently offend anyone indirectly without knowing it.... Some people might angry with me but i can assure that any things i said is no harm incurred(Perhaps never grab hold the situation well, i guess)...Of course , if arguing is totally another issues(But seldom). I hope to bring laughter and happiness to people around me...that my principle of life....:)
So for this week "Funny Stuff for the Wk", i will post 3 funny stuffs instead of usual 2 :) i will try to get as many bilingualism jokes as possible so that my viewers of other races will not be left out...:)
Joke2: Nowadays, nothing is safe for consumption... True right! I can illustrate for u to see 1 ] Eat Pork: Scare swine flu... 2 ] Eat chicken, scare Bird flu 3 ] Eat Beef, scare ganna Mad cow disease 4 ] Eat fish, chemical poisoning in water(very rare but got the possibilty) 5 ] Eat vegetables, pesticide... All in all seem that there is nothing to eat right but that leaves only the following... 1] Sweet 2] Chocolate Eat sweet stuffs makes you happy... Wish you happy and cheerful always....Haha!
Its my blogging time again. How have your national day holiday been? Is it fruitful and meaningful? I guess you guys have spent your holiday with your beloved family. Am i right to say that? Haha! I would like to ask a question to my friends who know me well... What a person m i to u when i interacting with u ppl? (pls tag ur view in my chatbox). After i know ur view, i hope to improve on it.:)
This week i have two jokes in "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" ready for u guys. If u miss the previous jokes, u can stroll down to view previous posts...
Joke1(By Syaiful) : There are 3 little pigs living happily together. One fine day, A big bad wolf comes and eat all 3 pigs... Then after 5 hrs, the wolf felt breathless and die... Dun tell me the wolf has suffered from high cholestrol after eating 3 pigs...Wrong Ans: Becos, the wolf has died of swine flu...Haha! *lame i know.
Today my school is celebrating National Day Cum "Be Yourself Day". It is a day whereby u can hang your uniform in the cupboard and go to school in ur home clothes. Cool Man Sia! :) The above is my outfit for the "Be Yourself Day". I would also want to take this opportunity to wish Singapore a Happy 44th Birthday! Do enjoy the long holiday and have fun with your family. Dont forget to Stand Up for Singapore!!:)
Once again, it is time for "Funny Stuffs for the Wk". If u people have missed last few weeks jokes, do stroll down to my previous few posts to enjoy ...Trust me a joke a day, brighten up your entire day. Today, there are total of 3 jokes to entertain u people:) Do enjoy and leave a tag before u leave.
隔天,她又来问我了。老妈:儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊?我说:我很烦,别烦我。老妈:欠揍!跟你妈这么说话。于是,我又挨了一巴掌。
老妈:你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思?我说:... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下,再用那个头撞墙三十多下,再用脚踢桌角三十多下,再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意了吧?!人们常说:学习是痛苦的历程。不过我不明白,为什么受伤的总是我。我妈学英文的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深。
By: DaRr€n ~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~
walky talky:2:01 AM
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Hello Everyone,
Before i introduced this wk's jokes, I hope to bring across a message to my best bros and sis / buddies in school which include Genevieve, Shengwen,Roanna, Dorothy, Kok Chye, Meiling. Nowadays, we seldom see each other frequently becos of different time-tables. Deep from my heart i feel that u guys are great after knowing for 2 yrs and more..U all brighten my day up and hopefully u all will rmb my 冷笑话 if never see me. Rmb the happiness moments we have undergone in ccs and chalet. Hopefully, we can have time to meet up somedays.... Jia you guys, let get as much A for Alevels. 冷笑天王的精神与你们同在, laughter will always be around....:) Seem blushy but really this is my true feeling to after knowing u guys...;)
Its time to have "Funny Stuff for the Wk" again..:) Seem Like "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" has been well received by u people from the I tag comment i received. Thanks for ur support. I will not disappoint u guys and will continue to post more jokes in future...But my inputs might be limited so i hope whoever has any jokes to share, please kindly sms me or email to me @ cutterfish90@yahoo.com.sg .
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