Name: DaRrEn YeO JuN JiE/社区活动主持人(EMCEE) Age: 24 years old Nickname: Ah ReN Date of Birth: 11 Oct 1990 Horoscope Sign: Libra
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Hi everyone....
2 wks quite busy with school works and stuffs...I m back in action again...:) I have graduated from my school and going for my A levels exams in 2 wks times......Everyone in my school are hunting their teachers for consultation as if they are hunters....The teachers are the poor little prey(Deers) ....Quite funny isn't it...But no choice...Everyone is so desperate and Just go for it....:)
I am really happy to know several good friends in my schools...some even become my GEGEs and JIEJIEs...Really appreciate the friendship we have over the yrs..Dont ever forget Me (DaRrEn YeO) with my comedy skills and laughter...
Over the 3 yrs, i have tried many different kinds of things including EMCEEING OUTDOOR AND INDOOR , REPORTING as SCH SPORT Correspondent, PRESENTING.....Indeed, these are memorable events in school which i have never tried in secondary school days....:)
--> To my schoolmates: Please continue to keep in touch in msn or sms even after A levels... Do add me in msn yeo1313@hotmail.com if u have not.
For today "Funny Stuffs For the Wk"
Joke1: One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
Joke2: A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands."
By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~
walky talky:12:52 AM
Friday, October 16, 2009
Hi everyone,
I am having fever up to (38.8degree celsius) + cough and flu.....Luckily no sore thoart or else i cant even open my mouth to talk...Yesterday is the most miserable day for me.... I have to endure in Air-conditioned room for the whole days except breaks.. Shiver with coldness and no one to go to...:( Almost freeze to death.... Today went to c doctor and the doctor is in half gear (Mask and Gloves)when attending to me... Now i am scared is that i might get "Fever Rash" just like in the beginning b4 cny 2009..Whole body so itchy like hell! Hopefull not this time....:) 笑口常开好彩自然来~:)I must drink plenty of water which the doctor has instructed.:)
For today "funny joke for the wk"....there is only one joke becos my brain is dead......Next wk will have 2 jokes:) Interested to know my pic during my babyhood till now... feel free to click on Oct at ‘ACHIVE’ TO VIEW!
joke1: A teacher is teaching her student on the spelling of "Coconut'... The next day the teacher ask john:" John, how u spell coconut! " John reply: " Cocotut" ... Teacher said: " John, wat are u spelling?" John reply:"teacher, u ask me how i spell, i spell Cocotut....This is how i spell!:)
From: Darren Yeo~KOC/冷笑天王~
walky talky:11:16 PM
Saturday, October 10, 2009
LIFE JOURNEY OF DaRrEN
Darren during babyhood.... yr1
yr4 yr9 yr11
yr 14
18 yrs old
Hi everyone:),
One week has passed. A new week is beginning..two days later(11/10) is my big day....I m turning 19....haha:) The above pictures are taken over my lifespan of 18yrs...Entitled "LIFE Journey Of DaRrEn"...Life is full of up and down, I cannot imagine that I have gone through almost 18 yrs of my life in this world...Time really flies....Nevertheless, we must work and look ahead postively in life and let bygones be bygones... Life is very unpredictable and we must treasure every single objects in life ranging from non-living things to living things.(depending how you define the terms) ...
Always remember these few words. "U can never change other but u can change urself to make urself better and presentable" ... If your mindset is negative and think that all things are always against u, indeed everything will appear negative to u eventually likewise the opposite
I have a piece of advice to those people full with all sorts of negative emotions. "Never think that problem is always unsolvable, take it as learning experience/stepping stones to level urself up. Nothing is impossible, unless U make it Possible"...Things may come hard and difficult in times, but dun ever forget, there are always friendly and caring people around who care and give u positive advice to move forward... Treasure these group of people wholeheartedly...
For today "Funny Stuff for the Wks" ... If u have missed any past posts/jokes do feel free to click on the "Archive" for view....:)
Joke1 : During A level GP Paper 1, a student encountered a essay qns on "Courage". He was asked to define and give examples of "Courage" .... He wrote 3 words in his essay "This is Courage! " .....Damn Pro sia but dun ever try this in examination...Just for entertainment purposes...;)
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By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~:) 发啊!
walky talky:12:51 AM
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Hi everyone,
So fast two days has passed. I m back in action again.:) I am especially upset on thurday becos i m late for school and was having detention till 6pm. I sacrifice 1 lesson of British Council.Haiz:( . All becos of the road signboard infront of the school stating "School Ahead Slow Down". Haha! (No la, the limited bus flow) ... I will try not to be late ever again...Hopefully:)
Wow! Tml is the Mid Autumn Festival(中秋节)。I bet tml full moon will be the brightest and the biggest.. Can't wait to see the Full Moon tml...Today, i went to Loyang Tua Pek Kong Temple to see my favourite Getai host, Liu Ling Ling (Getai Comedy Queen/歌台搞笑天后)。Wow!Indeed Humorous and entertaining :)
For today "Funny Stuff for the Wk" , there will be 2 jokes in celebration of Mid Autumn Festival(双双对对)-->Darren's Slogan: 笑口常开,好彩自然来! :)
Joke 1 : (FW)Before marriage, He: Hell yeah! I've waited for this moment! She: Do you want 2 leave me? He: Wtf! Dont even think about it! She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Hav you ever cheated on me? He: No! Y r u even asking that?? She: will you kiss me? He: every chance i get. She: will u hit me? He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person. She: Can i trust u? He: Yes.. She: Darling! After marriage! Just read it from bottom to top..XD
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