Name: DaRrEn YeO JuN JiE/社区活动主持人(EMCEE) Age: 24 years old Nickname: Ah ReN Date of Birth: 11 Oct 1990 Horoscope Sign: Libra
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
Hi Everyone,
Before i start introducing this week " Funny Stuffs of the Wk". I would want to take this opportunity to wish my Mother once again a "Happy belated Birthday". 5 hrs ago, my whole family went to Malaysia to have a big feast to celebrate her birthday on 24/7. :) May my beloved Mom be Healthy And Happy.
Joke 2] Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
--> Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when both are pregnant.
By: King Of Comedy/冷笑天王~Darren Yeo(杨俊杰)
walky talky:1:07 AM
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Hi dear viewers,
I have a piece of advice to those people around me in terms of academic.. Dun feel depressed in the results u all get. Everyone has put in their very much effort in this mid yr exam. Just consider this mid yr is a precious lesson learnt and by now you should have a greater understanding where u stand.. Now, most importantly u all should not feel demotivated but instead continue to work hard.. 有志者,事进成!
I am very thankful to two friends of mine who have contributed jokes to me for posting. They are Amanda Ng(RC gd friend) & Janice Woo(Sch mate). Thanks for ur jokes, i do appreciate it. With more funny stuffs will allow DaRrEn YeO ~ 冷笑天王/King Of Comedy's "Funny Stuffs for the Wk" will then be able to continue posting infinitely.
"Funny Stuffs for the wk"
1]--> By Amanda: Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he runs away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 works. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
2] --> Janice: 哪只昆虫的牙是黑色的? Ans:蚂蚁 , 因为 from 郭美美 song: 不怕不怕 : ma-ee-a-hei ma-ee-a-hu ma-ee-a-ho ma-ee-a-ha-ha so ma-ee-a-hei = 蚂蚁牙黑。。。haha!!:)
By : DaRrEn YeO ~ 冷笑天王/King Of Comedy~
walky talky:12:02 AM
Saturday, July 11, 2009
"Funny stuffs for the week":
Finally, mid yr exam is over... To tell the truth, last few days i have been studying up late for revision.. Feeling quite relieved now after exam as if one burden off my shoulder...
~On a brighter note, i will be posting few funny stuffs every week starting from this week onwards. It will be named as "Funny Stuffs for the Week" so that it fixed my newly appointed title of KiNg Of CoMeDy/冷笑天王。 If u people have any jokes or funny stuffs to share with me and my viewers, do sms to me if u have my hp number or u can leave a tag.... :)I will be very delightful to post ur jokes with ur name attached in my blog:)
冷笑天王启
walky talky:3:08 AM
Sunday, July 5, 2009
I find this few sentences quite meaningful and enlightening to my life....和我们生活息息相关。
To those viewers of other races, i am so sorry cannot translate it into english version... Tough job sia! :) It only rythm in chinese version ...:)
So long never update my blog... Simply too busy with school work... :) Just added a japanese song sung by V6 below "Achives". This song is quite familar to most ppl if u have childhood..:) Give u a hint: A theme song of a childhood show.:) Left a tag if u know, if dun know just give a try and guess! Time really flies, now already july. All my friends are now battling against papers in mid yr exam... Hope everyone can conquer the papers and dont let the paper take over u... U R THE KING OF THE PAPER. GOT IT! After exam, i guess there are series of fun and laughter coming up...HEHE! We will c then...For now just study and study and still study.. Bitter come first then sweetness come later! Hopefully all hardworks paid off...Yeah!
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