Name: DaRrEn YeO JuN JiE/社区活动主持人(EMCEE) Age: 24 years old Nickname: Ah ReN Date of Birth: 11 Oct 1990 Horoscope Sign: Libra
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Hi everyone, It is surprising for me to blog today. But indeed i do have things to share with u people...Can't wait till friday.... :) Wow this two days are full of laughter and fun...Thx to all my friends who has accompanied me to K and Badminton... I appreciated u guys for supporting my outing:) Those who missed, i hope we can have chance to go out in the future:)
Yesterday, my favourite Hk drama: Legend of the Demigods(搜神传) has come to a end but i will use this quote as my guideline/principle (口头话): "笑口常开,好彩自然来" in the future:)
+ No matter what we face in life as long as we face it positively, good luck will befall on u. + The more u smile, the longer u live. + Rest well and Sleep well. + Maintain good relationship with friends and family, fate bring one another together..(U can be friends and family this lifetime, doesn't guarantee u can be friends and family again next lifetime)--> Treasure ur Kinship and Friendship with Sincereity:)
#For this post, there will be no jokes attached to it. Friday i will be back with more jokes:) "A joke a day, Keep ur Unhappiness/Loneiness/Stress/ Tension...AWAY"
bY: DaRrEN YeO~KOC/冷笑天王~:) “笑口常开,好彩自然来”
walky talky:9:59 PM
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Hi everyone,
One week has passed....This week is indeed interesting and stressful:) I m free from prelim le...Yeah! ;) haha;) Relaxing now !!!
This wk "Funny stuff for the wk"
Joke1: 忠 誠 的 妻 子 THE LOYAL WIFE 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢,只要談到錢,他就很吝嗇。 There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. 他要死時,向他太太說:「我死時,要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材,我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the 'after-life' with me.' 他得到太太全心的的承諾,他死後,她將把所有的錢放進棺材。 And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. 他死了,伸展著身子躺在棺材內,他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡,她的朋友也坐在她旁邊,當完成了儀式後, 在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時,她說:「等一下...」Well, he died.... He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!' 她帶著一個盒子,並且將它放進棺材中。 She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。 Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. 她的朋友說:「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧!」Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband!' 這位忠誠的妻子說:「我不可以不遵守我的話啊!我答應了他,要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.' 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎?」'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !?' 那太太說:「是啊,我確實這樣做了,我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶,並且開了一張支票給他,只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.' 故事的教訓:女人比男人聰明! Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men!
By: Darren Yeo!~KOC/冷笑天王~
walky talky:1:38 AM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Published in 27/5/2009(Darren---> SPH School Sport Correspondent)
Published in 4/9/2008(Darren -->SPH School Sport Correspondent)
Hi Viewers,
Hehe! One wk has passed again...This wk and next wk is exam period...Very stress man... but i believe 笑口常开,好彩自然来!(Once happy, Good Luck Will Come) .. Thx to viewers who has being dropping by my blog... Ur viewing is a recognisition for me that i should continue to post funny stuffs for the wk...I have posted a total of 10 weeks already .....Indeed Wonderful..... A total of 20+ jokes are available in my blog...Without u guys support, my blog wont be in today situation.
Without further a do, this wk "funny stuffs for the wk" will commence once again...;) Those people who missed any jokes in front, do feel free to stroll your mouse down to previous. Those people who did not manage to read my 2 sport article published last yr and this yr in Lian He Zao Bao, i will be uploading once again in my blog...:)
Joke1: 妈妈学英文 一续五老妈:我再问你。"Use your head ,then think it over."又是什么意思呢?我说:动动你的脑子,再仔细想想。老妈:死仔,还敢耍我? 接着又要动手。我连忙说:是世上只有妈妈好的意思老妈:嗯,这还差不多!等下我做好吃的给你,下次再问你。
Joke 2: Will I live any longer? Patient: Doctor, if I give up alcohol, women, smoking and freaking out, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Joke 3: Problems remembering Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem?
By: Darren Yeo~KOC/冷笑天王~
walky talky:1:12 AM
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Darren Yeo (冷笑天王),Xin Hui(棒棒公主)
Jia Jing (冷笑天后),Darren Yeo(冷笑天王)
Hi viewers,
One wk has passed and a new wk is coming... Introducing to u guys the Queen of Comedy/冷笑天后(Lim Jia Jing ) and 棒棒公主/bangbang princess(Soh Xin Hui)。 They are both my neighbours and we know one another during K session in my RC... Jia jing's lame jokes are also not bad too...maybe even lamer than i do (same level ba becos Darren also King of Comedy/冷笑天王) haha:) The above 2 pics are taken in during our K session on Mon(7/9/09)。Good luck to my friends taking prelim next wks....Jia you!:)
For this wk " Funny stuffs for the wk", i got 2 jokes available ....Pls stroll the page down to view previous posts if u have missed it...:)
Joke 2: A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to in the future.'The teacher fainted... haha:)
By: DaRrEn Yeo~ KOC/冷笑天王~
walky talky:2:11 AM
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Hi Viewers of Darren's Blog, One week has passed. This week is indeed a special week but not memorable at all. There are some unhappiness during the beginning of the week but now the problem has been tackled and hopefully no more such incidents happened to me again ever. Let look forwards and hope for a better tomorrow..:) A impt learning point i learnt : Do treasure your close friends and dun ever give them cold shoulder.. Instead, show some concern, warmth and care to let others know that u care. No point hiding your emotions under ur blanket...:)I appreciate the effort and courage of my close friend(*Secret) by admitting his errors and try means to solve any misunderstanding...:) Thanks man!
#I give an analogy: A couple with sincerity between them will eventually become husband and wife while a couple with no sincerity will eventually say gd bye...
For this wk "Funny stuff for the week", 2 jokes will be posted. If any viewers hope to review the jokes for the past 7 wks, pls move ur little finger by strolling the mouse down..:)
Joke 2: If the weather is really unbearable , pls do not say that the weather is hot or you are very hot... Instead, u should say that I m "Warm" or the weather is "Warm" . {Hot = Sexy} haha! damn lame!:)
--> "A joke A day Keep the Unhappiness Away" By: DaRrEn YeO~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~;)
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