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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Hi viewers,

Today my school is celebrating National Day Cum "Be Yourself Day". It is a day whereby u can hang your uniform in the cupboard and go to school in ur home clothes. Cool Man Sia! :) The above is my outfit for the "Be Yourself Day". I would also want to take this opportunity to wish Singapore a Happy 44th Birthday! Do enjoy the long holiday and have fun with your family. Dont forget to Stand Up for Singapore!!:)

Once again, it is time for "Funny Stuffs for the Wk". If u people have missed last few weeks jokes, do stroll down to my previous few posts to enjoy ...Trust me a joke a day, brighten up your entire day. Today, there are total of 3 jokes to entertain u people:) Do enjoy and leave a tag before u leave.

Joke 1: 有一个五岁男孩亲了四岁女孩的脸> 四岁女孩就问那五岁男孩他会负责吗> 五岁男孩就回答她说:放心吧> 我们已经不是三岁小孩了!>

Joke 2 ： Ah Beng and Ah Lian's jokes !! Have a good laugh .....

--〉Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

--〉Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense. Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Joke 3: （老妈学ENGLISH）

老妈问："i hear nothing,repeat"是什么意思呢？我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat.我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。我：噢~猛？

隔天，她又来问我了。老妈：儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊？我说：我很烦，别烦我。老妈：欠揍！跟你妈这么说话。于是，我又挨了一巴掌。

老妈：你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思？我说：... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下，再用那个头撞墙三十多下，再用脚踢桌角三十多下，再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意了吧？！人们常说：学习是痛苦的历程。不过我不明白，为什么受伤的总是我。我妈学英文的热情日益高涨，因而我的苦难就日益加深。

By: DaRr€n ~冷笑天王/KiNg Of CoMeDy~

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