Hi everyone,

So fast two days has passed. I m back in action again.:) I am especially upset on thurday becos i m late for school and was having detention till 6pm. I sacrifice 1 lesson of British Council.Haiz:( . All becos of the road signboard infront of the school stating "School Ahead Slow Down". Haha! (No la, the limited bus flow) ... I will try not to be late ever again...Hopefully:)

Wow! Tml is the Mid Autumn Festival(中秋节）。I bet tml full moon will be the brightest and the biggest.. Can't wait to see the Full Moon tml...Today, i went to Loyang Tua Pek Kong Temple to see my favourite Getai host, Liu Ling Ling (Getai Comedy Queen/歌台搞笑天后）。Wow！Indeed Humorous and entertaining :)

For today "Funny Stuff for the Wk" , there will be 2 jokes in celebration of Mid Autumn Festival(双双对对）-->Darren's Slogan: 笑口常开，好彩自然来！ :)

Joke 1 :
(FW)Before marriage,
He: Hell yeah! I've waited for this moment! 　
She: Do you want 2 leave me?
He: Wtf! Dont even think about it!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Hav you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Y r u even asking that??
She: will you kiss me?
He: every chance i get.
She: will u hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person.
She: Can i trust u?
He: Yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage! Just read it from bottom to top..XD

Joke2:
男孩问女孩：你喜欢什么花？
女孩羞答答道：我喜欢两种花。
男孩急切问：那两种花？我送给你！
女孩底头回答：有钱花，随便花！
男孩傻傻地说：你真美！
女孩妩媚地问：我哪美？
男孩深情地说：你想得美！：）

＊＊　八月十五，看见嫦娥姐姐，祝你们花好月圆庆中秋，月圆，人圆，大团圆！123八月十五给你。。。发呀！ 发呀！发呀！:)

By: DaRrEn YeO~KOC/冷笑天王：）